The Hearts Faction

Lyrics

[Announcer]
"Welcome folks to tonight's MAAAAAIN EVENT. The 6' 5" heavy weight champion vs the 4' 9" wild child! She’s got curves n all the right places folks, but she's got a 13 and a half inch reach disadvantage (if u know what I mean) but she claims she think she can handle it. Let's see how she's goin do!"
[Deep raspy voice]
"Round One. FIGHT!"
[Verse 1]
Okay, okay, dang, that boy built like a billboard,
I walked in tiny, whole crowd lookin' real bored.
Six-five giant, heavyweight royalty,
I'm four-nine trouble with a PhD in audacity.
Bell ring, he jab-jab, makin' it look simple,
Got me duckin' left-right, messin' up my dimples.
He smug wit it too, got a grin on his face,
Like, "Lil' mama, you sure you in the right place?"
Ooh, he pushed me back, crowd yellin', "It's over!"
I'm hangin' on da ropes like a tipsy clover.
He stackin' up points, I can't even front,
Round 1 got me lookin' like the punchline of the month.
[Pre-Chorus]
But don't count me out, baby, not yet,
I got chaos in my toolkit, place your bets.
He a whole skyscraper, I admit that's true,
But every giant got a shoelace to trip on too.
[Chorus]
I'm like, "Oops!" (Whoa!) there goes the champ,
Got me boxed up in a corner like a campsite lamp.
Then I slip, then I spin, then I make em reset,
Got him sweatin' for a second and he ain't won yet.
He goes up, I come up, then he takes it back,
Whole fight lookin' like a rollercoaster track.
I keep gettin' close, almost stealin' his crown,
Then the big man bounce right back and shut it down. I'm like Whooooa, (heyyyy) that's a big ole ninja
Got my whole back quaking but he won't be the winner! I'm like heyyy big fella I'm ma steal ur crown ( uuuuuuuu, wait dang) I'm ready for a new round!
He like (mmm, mmm, mmm, mmm, mmmm) He got this whole thing right
[Announcer]
"Ok, ok round 1 is ova! The little 1 is holding her own out there! She was put away a few times, but just kept getting back up folks. She said...
[Female Seductive Voice]
"I may have went down but I'm not OUT, I’m ready, now let's get back to this bout!"
[Verse 2]
It's round 2, yeah, the giant still gigantic,
But I got him overthinkin', now he lookin' frantic.
Hit him wit a feint, a wink and a grin,
Now I'm livin' rent-free somewhere under his chin.
He miss 1 swing & the crowd go crazy,
Now I'm dancin' in the pocket, lookin' cute & shady.
Got him backpedalin' hold up, what is this?
Champ lookin' uncomfortable, can't be missin' like this.
One combo landed, then another one too,
I heard somebody yell, "Yo, she really might do!"
Now the champ on defense, now the pressure intense,
Got the king lookin' nervous for about twelve cents.
[Chorus]
I'm like, "Oops!" (Whoa!) there goes the champ,
Got me boxed up in a corner like a campsite lamp.
Then I slip, then I spin, then I make em reset,
Got him sweatin' for a second and he ain't won yet.
He goes up, I come up, then he takes it back,
Whole fight lookin' like a rollercoaster track.
I keep gettin' close, almost stealin' his crown,
Then the big man bounce right back and shut it down. I'm like Whooooa, (heyyyy) that's a big ole ninja
Got my whole back quaking but he won't be the winner! I'm like heyyy big fella I'm ma steal ur crown ( uuuuuuuu, wait dang) I'm ready for a new round!
I'm like (Ooh, ooh, ooh ooh oole, ooooh, ooh, ooh, oh)
He like (mmm, mmm, mmm, mmm, mmmmm) He got this whole thing right
[Verse 3]
Final round, both tired, hair still nearly flawless,
I gotta lose pretty if my plan ain't lawless.
But I rally once more, got the crowd on my side,
Even giant man clappin' for my stubborn little stride.
I catch him lackin'—almost! There it is again!
Whole arena leapin' out they seats like, ( Win, WHEN?!)
I got him seconds from disaster, inches from defeat,
Then he turned heavyweight mode back on and brought the heat.
Now he marchin' me down with that champion pace,
Still respectful, still cool, still all in my space.
I swing, he slips, then he answers right back,
Like the universe itself got a heavyweight contract.
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[Final Chorus]
Oop, there go the champ,
Held onto the title, barely loosened his clamp.
I made him work for every second, every inch, every round,
Had the king hearing footsteps every time I came around.
He goes up, I come up, then he takes it back,
What a wild little ride on a heavyweight track.
I got dangerously close, almost stealin' his crown
But the champion found another gear and put it down.
[Outro – Female Opponent]
"Ok, ok, he won.
But let's be honest...
For a four-nine wild child with a 13 inch reach disadvantage,
I had that giant checking the scoreboard every thirty seconds.
See you at the rematch, big fella.
[Announcer]
"AND STILL... the heavyweight champion of the wooooorld! Killaaaaaa J"